Tuesday, May 11, 2010

Can't Make This Up

An actual e-mail I received today from Ashley Wiener, apparently a PR person for the SCORES strip club in NYC:

Sure, LeBron James is getting wooed by million-dollar offers from major corporations to make the move to NYC, but does money really talk the way Strippers walk? With the Knicks in talks to convert LeBron James into a New Yorker, offers are pouring in across the city from businesses which support this move, but the most recent offer may have just sealed the deal.

SCORES, the legendary NYC Gentlemen’s Club has announced today that they will offer James the following if he signs with the Knicks:

* A lifetime pass to receive free lap dances;
* A dedicated “LeBron James Day” where each girl will wear his jersey when stepping onto stage, in lieu of their robe;
* A lifetime pass for complimentary dinners at Robert’s Restaurant.

Well, guess that seals it ... LeBron's a Knick.



Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, not even a King could pass up that offer!! ha...ha...:)

May 12, 2010 at 3:55 PM 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If LeBron ever accepted that deal, how many guys would go there themselves to hang with him? Good business.

May 20, 2010 at 8:32 PM 

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